Eletelephony, Octopaus and Kid brother :)

~*~ Eletelephony ~*~

By: – Laura Elizabeth Richards

Once there was an elephant,

Who tried to use the telephant–

No! No! I mean an elephone

Who tried to use the telephone–

(Dear me! I am not certain quite

That even now I’ve got it right).

Howe’er it was, he got his trunk

Entangled in the telephunk;

The more he tried to get it free,

The louder buzzed the telephee–

(I fear I’d better drop the song

Of elephop and telephong!)

*****

~*~ THE OCTOPUS~*~

By: – Ogden Nash

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs

Is those things arms, or is they legs?

I marvel at thee, Octopus;

If I were thou, I’d call me Us.

*********

~*~ My Baby Brother~*~

By: – Bruce Lansky

My baby brother is so small,

he’s hardly even there at all.

The only way that we can find him

is by the smell he leaves behind him.


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